Lets get this over with already, right? Smarter people than me will go over everything this past year has had to offer and give it a funny and thoughtful spin. Me, I've got a list.
What the hell happened 2016?
1. Well first off I lost my goddamn notes on what happened this past year so this will be all from memory and hearsay. Crap 2016.
2. I'm pretty sure the Cubs won the World Series. Only good thing 2016.
3. I managed to see about a dozen new movies in 2016 and I can't remember any of them. Oh SHIT! I saw Pete's Dragon!? Entertainment 2016.
4. The gunk on my monitor screen has been steadily increasing this year and is not coming off by simply scraping it off with my fingernail. Maybe something will be done in 2017.
5. Costume quality has been at an all time high at this year's Comic and Horror conventions. However the personalities of people wearing the costumes is on the decline. Crapplay-Cosplay 2016.
6. On that same theme, a Pikachu danced for me in front of my table at Count-I-Con this past August. I did not tip her/him. Conventions 2016.
7. I bought a tent for my first outdoor event back in June and I didn't extend it to it's full height which made people have to bend over to get in to see me. I kept thinking all day "This tent totally sucks, it's not big enough." User error 2016.
8. I witnessed the 20th annual Running of the Wieners in Cincinnati Ohio. I lost big money betting on Dr. Schnitzelfluff to win. Recreational drinking 2016.
9. People like to rip off my designs and make shirts out of them. Jerk-offs 2016.
10. Meeting rock stars at a prearranged photo-op is not as awesome as I was hoping. Still kinda worth it 2016.
What did I burn onto my hard drive this year?
Music in no particular order, and generally worth a listen for 2016: Baroness, Cheap Trick, Ghost, Anthrax, Witchcraft, Pallbearer, Kvelertak, The Faces, Alice Cooper, Crowbar, Monster Magnet and Nails.